Find out what you missed and see if we were thinking the same thing you were.

Episode 14 Summentary
It's only been a week since the live finale but we get to see the Survivors in their real jungles. Come see them argue about who has the best family in the world.

Episode 13.5 Summentary
Survivor: Bryant Gumbel shows up and makes Diane, Linda, and Frank look like the coolest people on earth. If you can stand it, read on.

Episode 13 Summentary
Survivor: Africa is over! Whether you're moping or celebrating you'll find company in today's Summentary. It's a million bucks worth of fun!

Episode 12 Summentary
More pooping beasts and everyone is pooped out. Bathe in the stink of this week's Episode of Survivor!

Episode 11 Summentary
It's the Twisted Family Tree episode! Find out why the Survivors are so bizarre by watching the people responsible for them.

Episode 10 Summentary
Community bathing! Racial insensitivity! Heated political debates! And still time for commercials. It’s another day of Survivor fun!

Episode 9 Summentary
Who does everyone hate more: Lex? Brandon? Frank? That thing on Tom's neck?

Episode 8 Summentary
Who is the Mole, er, rat? And just what can you get for a couple goats these days, anyway?

Episode 7.5 Summentary
A bunch of stuff we already saw and some stuff not good enough for the original episodes, but funny nonetheless!

Episode 7 Summentary
The Survivors get a much needed shower and the two become one.

Episode 6 Summentary
Things get dramatic in Survivorland. Do we have our first major back-stabbing? You need to check this out!

Episode 5 Summentary
Take half my tribe, please! It's Survivoral inbreeding and things get crazy! Who's loving life and who got screwed?

Episode 4 Summentary
Read about normal Americans blowing their chance at a million dollars! It's bad Survivor strategy at its finest!

Episode 3 Summentary
Nudity! Arguing! Drama! Temptation Island 2? No, it's this week's episode of Survivor!

Episode 2 Summentary
The second episode begins the true "meat" of Survivor! Check out our summentary to read what fun has begun!

Episode 1 Summentary
The battle begins! What tribes have formed, what secret alliances are in the making?! Found out here in our Episode 1 Summentary!