They show clips from the audition tapes and here’s some of what we see:

Randy says, “Dogs rule, people suck.” He’s got his dead dog’s remains on his table. No, they’re in a box.

Susie wanted to bring tweezers so she wouldn’t have a beard by the end of the show.

Sugar has one of those bull-like nose rings.

Then they did a recap of the season to date with a few new scenes. Here’s your new material:

Fang eats bugs. Matty gets attacked by leaches.

Marcus and Jacquie flirt.

Corinne talks trash in camp about Sugar succeeding at Exile.

Matty makes his tribe sing, “Jamie’s a jolly good woman” on behalf of his girlfriend.

Randy opens up to Matty about his dog dying and shows a side that’s almost human.

Bob MacGyver’s up a bench, slingshot, spoon, and cooking rack.

On the helicopter picnic Corinne is mad because people don’t know what pâté and bleu cheese are.

After finding the Idol, Sugar wastes time in Exile by making a dress, picking flowers and berries, sunbathing, swimming, and weeping.

Sugar gives Corinne some life advice about being mean and negative. Corinne tells Randy she wants to kill Sugar, and she tells us she won’t give Sugar the million.

Old Fang is afraid Randy will throw away their food the day he goes home.

As the credits roll we get a clip of the original Kota boys skinny-dipping, and the Kota girls whistling and giggling.

What did we learn from all that? Nothing, except that they had to do a lot of editing to not make Corinne look like a monster the first half of the season. Now that Randy’s gone they’re really playing her up as the villain. And I don’t think she’d mind.

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