Survivor is back! Let’s meet the beautiful people who will be entertaining us in China.

Aaron is a 32-year-old Surfing Instructor from Venice, CA. He was once on “The Price Is Right” so look out for him during any Challenges involving bidding.

Amanda is 23 and she’s a Hiking Guide from Los Angeles. She was Miss Montana USA in 2005 and Miss Earth in 2006. I would think that’s a step up.

Have you been wondering why there aren’t more Pro Wrestlers on the show? Here’s 28-year-old Ashley, a WWE Diva from New York. Can she get the million in a headlock?

Next is a 47-year-old Virginia Chicken Farmer named…Chicken. What are they going to call him if he’s really afraid of something?

Courtney is from New York City, she’s 26 and she’s a Waitress. She likes to @$%#& cuss and she has the greatest birthday in the world.

37-year-old Dave is listed as a Former Model from Simi Valley, CA. How can your occupation be a former anything? I don’t put Former Little League All-Star on my business cards.

Have you been wondering why there aren’t more Lunch Ladies on the show? Here’s 40-year-old Denise from MA. If they gave out Immunity for the best mullet, she would have already won.

Erik is from Nashville so by law he’s a Musician. The 26-year-old got a song on “Scrubs” and he lets people take pictures of him in his underwear for money.

From IL we have Frosti, 20, who is a Parkour Athlete. After minutes of research I have determined Parkour is basically pretending someone is chasing you.

Jaime is a 22-year-old Student from South Carolina. She is not ugly.

James is 30 and he’s from Louisiana. I ain’t sayin’ he a Gravedigger… Oh wait, I am.

Jean-Robert, 36, was raised by French-speaking Haitian immigrants in Asia, so naturally he’s a Professional Poker Player in Las Vegas. I love this country.

Your Christian Talk Show Host is 38-year-old Leslie from SC. This was her 11th time applying for Survivor. We know that suffering produces perseverance; perseverance, character; and character, hope.

I’m going to go out on a limb and say Peih-Gee (29 from L.A.) is the only Jeweler in the world to have been Madonna’s back-up dancer at the MTV Music Awards.

Sherea is a 26-year-old Elementary School Teacher from GA. She is a member of Alpha Kappa Alpha, aka, AKA.

Todd, 22, is a gay Mormon Flight Attendant.

When I said beautiful people I wasn’t kidding. There aren’t a lot of plain folks here. CBS is getting back to its roots so if you were getting tired of all that racial equality the last couple years this season is for you. We have returned to 16 castaways and a full dozen of them are as white as rice. My fortune cookie says, “Many stereotypes on the horizon.”

If you haven’t spent a lot of time on the CBS site there are some must-see behind-the-scenes vid-eos available. You wanna know how they build and test all the amazing Challenges? Watch the videos. You wanna see where Jeff lives during the season? Click and learn.

Bring on the Great Wall of Fun!

-Scott

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