So all we got were 14 new scenes and an additional comment from each of the bootees.

But first, Nancy writes in and asks, "Has anyone ever said to you that Jonathan sounds exactly like Alan Alda from M*A*S*H?" It's true! Maybe that's his plan. How could anybody vote off Hawkeye?

And now your 14 scenes that weren't good enough to make the regular episodes:

1) As the four tribes paddle together for the first time they comment on the segregation issue. Nate says, "I'm not the only token brotha for once."

2) The black tribe doesn't realize they need to attach the outrigger to their canoe and it constantly capsizes on them. Don't feel bad, guys, I wouldn't have known that either. I had to look up the term "outrigger" just now.

3) More boat fun. Adam and Candace take theirs out to try and fish but a storm hits and drives them further away from shore. They are wet and shivering and end up abandoning their canoe. Oops.

4) Billy tries to make alliances with everyone. He tells J.P. it's the two of them to the end, then he tells Cecilia and Cristina that he's with them because he can't beat J.P. That guy must have read "Playing Survivor for Dummies" backwards.

5) The black tribe feels worse after their defeat in the first Challenge because they didn't represent.

We see Sekou dressed like a traffic cone.

6) Cowboy tells Yul that Vietnamese people think he's Japanese.

We see the footage of Ozzy deciding the throw the Challenge to lose Billy. Guess which tribe is now on the endangered species list.

Post-vote Billy is proud he's not motivated by money.

7) Yul gets rid of the evidence after finding the Idol by letting it float out to sea.

8) Jonathan "searched in vain" on Exile Island, Candace marks off about half the beach for digging, and Adam looks in the bushes.

9) Pavlovian bends over a lot in front of the boys.

Cecilia is glad she didn't "sell out."

10) Stephannie sings Amazing Grace. She has a beautiful voice, and I love that hymn, but she sang it slow enough to last the 10,000 years in the last verse.

11) The ladies tell Nate they are going to vote off J.P. He says, "No! No! No! No! You guys are stupid!" And then he votes for Stephannie.

J.P. says his biggest attribute is his loyalty and he was too trusting.

12) Stephannie gets falling-over drunk on "three swigs" of wine.

13) Ozzy tries to get the women of his tribe to go out with him to fish. Cowboy is also mad at them for being lazy.

14) Cristina complains some more about Adam calling her annoying.

Cowboy says he thought his tribemates' parents would have taught them about honor but he was wrong. Maybe comments like that are the reason he doesn't get along with other Asians.

Cristina is still happy about her experience.

Next time on…Survivor…for real (it's the same preview as last week): Flicka wants to be told what's going on and Yul is upset they're talking tribe strategy in front of Nate. Ozzy keeps feeding his troops and "one exiled Survivor takes a beating."

And we close with Nate beating some sea creature with a stick.

Whee!

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