Day 4, and Nate can't make fire for the black tribe even with the flint so Rebecca has to do it for him.

Meanwhile, the Latino tribe is collecting seafood like they're at a Red Lobster. Cristina tells them she's a cop and she almost got her arm shot off.

After they eat they decide to catch some more food, namely wild chickens with the big net they have. Cristina and Ozzy disagree on the strategy but Ozzy's idea wins out and it works.

Not to be outdone, Yul of the Asians catches two chickens at the same time with a box trap. He and Becky form a Korean alliance.

Jonathan returns to the white camp and is upset that no work has been done. He wants to build a floor for the shelter and Jessica agrees. But Adam calls it the "dumbest thing" he's ever heard because he doesn't see how sleeping up off the ground helps them. I think I know where the dumbest thing is. Candice tells her cuddling buddy to be careful.

The next day, while his tribe is off catching more fish, Billy says he's saving his energy because the others are better at that kind of stuff than he is. Ozzy is getting tired of him. Billy tells Cristina, "I don't feel Hispanic" because "metal is my culture." I've had nothing but good experiences with Metal-Americans.

Jenny gets some bruising aspirin from Cowboy. That night he starts making Asian jokes and offends everyone else.

Billy is now snoring and keeping his tribe awake. Ozzy suggests losing the next Challenge on purpose so they can dump him. Cristina isn't comfortable with it.

The Challenge is another Reward/Immunity combo with the winner getting two tarps. Each tribe is roped together and they have to go through an obstacle course before completing a Captain Cook quiz based on a story Jeff tells. Once again, the last place team will get to send someone to Exile Island.

Billy wants to sit out for the Latinos but J.P. overrules him. There's your first clue about their intensions. The next clue is when their tribe is the only one to stop and read the story before starting the course. They don't even make it close.

The whites and Asians are neck and neck to the end. They both finish the quiz but Jeff tells them they have to stand on their map. They both jump and…the Asians win again!

But wait, the Pac-10 replay officials say it was actually a tie, and the white team also gets tarps. The state of Oklahoma announces it will quit watching Survivor.

The Latinos send Yul to Exile Island because he's the strongest. Candice is standing next to Billy and she says, "I feel really bad for you guys." Billy whispers back, "I'm next." Candice replies, "We love you." Billy does a double take, smiles and says, "I love you." What the heck was the point of that?

Yul gets the second clue and finds the hidden Immunity Idol just like that. They really need to hide that thing better. So, does the fact that they showed it to us mean he pulls a Terry and never has to use it?

Back with La Raza, Billy tells Cristina he knows they threw the Challenge. She tells him she doesn't trust "Oscar." She then goes and asks Cecilia - in Spanish - if she has an alliance with Ozzy but Cecilia says she doesn't. Maybe Ozzy doesn't speak Spanish.

At Tribal Council Billy says, "Ozzy emerged as a big voice" in the tribe but Cristina says Ozzy isn't the leader. Ozzy says he isn't the leader, but he has more knowledge in some things so if he doesn't speak up people will do them wrong. In other words, he's not the leader; he just wants everyone to follow him.

Billy says Ozzy and J.P. threw the Challenge and J.P. admits it. He says Billy isn't trustworthy or hardworking. Billy and J.P. yell at each other.

After calm is restored Billy says his prize isn't the million dollars because, "My prize was that I fell in love in this game. Love at first sight. Her name is Candice." Jeff falls out of his chair. (If you have the show recorded, pause it right after this line for one of the greatest Probst-looks ever.)

Jeff makes Billy clarify what he means, and Billy honestly believes his 15-word exchange with Candice was the start of true love between them. Jeff says he's never heard anything more surprising. I…I don't know what to say either.

J.P. votes for Billy and Romeo votes for Ozzy. The tally goes Billy, Ozzy, Billy and Billy. At least now we know what Billy's reunion question will be.

In his final words Billy says it's pretty cool that the metal guy was voted out by a guy named Ozzy. A crazy train indeed.

Next time on…Survivor: Someone gets attacked by an octopus, Parvati (the non-blonde girly white girl) flirts, and Cowboy keeps talking.

Man. I'm really embarrassed for Billy. Even if you thought you had a connection with a total stranger like that, why would you announce it on national TV? Why not just keep it to yourself and look Candice up after the show? Now in addition to being a 36-year-old aspiring guitarist/wrestler, he's going to get laughed at by a silly white girl, again on national TV.

Rock on, Billy. Rock on. |..|.

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