We begin on Day 9 with Koror. Mail arrives telling them to choose one person to represent them. Coby wonders if that person might not come back to the tribe. When Tom asks for a volunteer, Coby says he'll do it but they ignore him and pick Ian. Coby says that Ian, Tom, Gregg, Jenn, and Katie are tight but the others are on the outside.

Ulong can't decide how to decide on a rep. So they decide to go fishing instead.

Jeff shows up at Koror in a Home Depboat. The Reward Challenge is to build a bathroom and shower. The chosen one, Ian, has to select six tools then pick three people to sit out. He chooses Jenn, Coby and Janu.

Jesse, the guy in charge of building the Challenges for the show, will determine which tribe built the best lavatory and the winner gets a shelter made by the Survivor crew! I wonder if they'll include a flying fox.

"Who left the seat up?"

Jeff visits Ulong next and they still haven't picked someone. Finally they select James, which turns out to be a good choice since he used to build houses. Jeff says the prize is the "most kickass Survivor shelter yet." Jeff's so cool when he cusses.

James turns into Bob Villa, if Bob Villa ran around wearing nothing but Tommy Hilfiger briefs. Kim complains about feeling weak. That's because you are weak. They let her sew, but James isn't happy about it.

Bobby Jon goes to chop down a tree. It starts to fall but the top gets stuck in another tree. He tries to move it, but it won't budge. So instead of calling for help, he decides to chop down another tree. Brilliant.

Judging time. Koror's potty shack is very sturdy and the height of their shower is adjustable. They are very confident.

Ulong has added graffiti to their bathroom including "For a good time call Jeff Probst." That's what Julie from last season did.

The Ulong-jon is surprisingly good. This could be a tough decision. James is very confident.

And the winner is…Koror! Ulong waits for naught.

Koror gets a dang castle. The thing is huge. And they get Champaign. Caryn gets loaded in about three sips.

The Immunity Challenge the next day is another physical one. There's a raised octagon-shaped platform out in the water. The Survivors will square off one-on-one holding a small rectangle padded bag. The goal is to shove your opponent off the platform. First tribe to six wins. You must keep both hands on the bag at all times, and you can't kick or push with your legs. Two men and one women have to sit out for Koror and they are Ian, Katie and Willard.

The first match is Bobby Jon versus Tom. Bobby Jon pushes Tom down, but the fireman turns the tables and wins! Youth, you got served.

Stephenie just dominates Jenn.

Gregg battles Ibrehem. Ibrehem loses his bag then gets knocked off. 2-1 Koror.

Angie vs. Caryn. Please. 2-2.

Dah-yum.

Coby meets James. James is destroyed! Ouch. By a hairdresser. 3-2 Koror.

Kim and Janu. There were two ROFL moments in this episode and this was one of them. Kim charges, gives a battle yell, but can't move Janu an inch. Kim then gets shoved off so fast it's as if she ran off on her own. 4-2 Koror.

Next is a Tom/Bobby Jon rematch. BJ comes on like a madman, but Tom just deflects his charge and uses Bobby Jon's momentum against him to win again! 5-2.

Jenn has a chance for victory and redemption against Stephenie. Not going to happen. Steph just manhandles her. 5-3 Koror.

Gregg/Ibrehem II. Ibrehem blows him away to avenge his earlier defeat. 5-4 now.

Angie vs. Caryn. Please. We're tied at 5!

It all comes down to James and Coby. James goes down. Coby jumps on top of him. I'm not sure why. They're rolling around on the ground. All that's missing is the jello. Coby puts his shoulder into it and knocks James off! Koror wins yet again!

Thanks for the laughs, Kim.

For those keeping score at home, Bobby Jon and James lost four of the six points Koror needed. Not good.

James says, "It feels terrible to have my butt whupped by a homosexual, you know? But a lot of gay folks is strong, man. They're all working out at the gym and all, you know? Dah-yum." Quote of the century and I'm just dying at home.

Angie and Stephenie are mad at James. James is mad at Kim. Kim tells Stephenie the girls should stick together. Steph and Angie aren't sure what to do.

At Tribal Council Jeff rubs in the fact that Ulong has lost five of the seven total Challenges. It burns.

Kim says Bobby Jon and James do most of the fishing because the girls couldn't do it. Stephenie says the women could survive on their own. Angie says the men don't appreciate their strength. Jeff points out that the men lost five of their six points. He's showing no mercy.

And they vote. James and Kim vote for each other.

The tally reads: Kim, James, Kim, Kim, Kim. Makes sense. She brings nothing to the table but a baby blue bra.

There seem to be a lot of pictures like this.

Next time on…Survivor: Gregg and Jenn get cozy. Maybe they'll swap extra consonants. Ulong gets lost somewhere. And now we get a twist.

So what was the big surprise? The surprise was there was no surprise. How could they not switch things up? Ulong is, has been, and will continue to be completely worthless. They either have to reshuffle the tribes, or just have Ulong vote off four more people at once and jump to the merge.

Don't forget, the show is on WEDNESDAY for the next two weeks. And don't forget to root for Arizona during March Madness!

Your Cinderella story,
Scott

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