Night 6 and Kim is really upset about The Host asking questions about her cuddling habits. Questioning the Probst?! That's like being angry at the sun for shining.

James says Kim and Jeff will be "suckin' face" soon. He'll be keeping close tabs on them because he has "ears like a bat."

The next day it rains a lot. Koror is still working on their shelter. Coby is still unfortunately walking around in his bikini briefs.

"Why isn't anyone as crazy as me?

Caryn says Katie is "tart" when she speaks and Caryn goes off on her for her "snotty remarks." Caryn has a growing list of people she's mad at.

The Reward Challenge is a new one. Jeff pulls a level to release a single life preserver from underwater. It's like they have James Bond's buddy Q on staff. One person from each tribe swims out, and the first person to get the ring over to their pontoon wins. The hard part? You can do anything to the other person but "intentionally hurt" them. Dunking and pushing are allowed and encouraged.

The winning tribe gets a sewing kit. Mr. Burnett must be tired of the wrong people being in their underwear.

The first round is Tom vs. Jeff. Jeff lets the older guy swim out and get the ring while he waits by the goals. Tom puts the ring around his waist, but Jeff just pulls the ring with Tom in it. After a long tug-o-war, Jeff finally prevails.

Jenn against Steph is next. Stephenie gets the ring (with some impressive swimming) but Jenn dunks her. "A good ol' fashion catfight," Jeff says. Reowr! Stephenie wins and it's 2-0 Ulong.

Would you mess with this?

Next on the card is a tag-team match between Bobby Jon/Angie and Greg/Janu. My money's on the unstable people. Sure enough Angie dunks Janu, and then Greg! She looks like she's held people underwater before. Bobby Jon gets the ring to the pontoon for the victory. Love Ulong Time!

But the good times don't last. Bobby Jon is frustrated that no one helps him with the work. We see him fishing by himself. Then he's harvesting coconuts while Kim just watches.

Over at Koror, they come across some poisonous snakes. And what do they do? Kill them for food! Tom pins one with a stick and Ian chops its head off, all the while apologizing to it. Tom loves his tribe, calling Ian and Greg his fellow "knuckleheads."

They end up with about three snakes and hang them over the water for later. The dripping blood attracts a small shark. And what do they do? They try to hunt the shark! With sticks!! They aren't successful (big surprise) but Tom says they'll try again another time. Somewhere Michael Skupin is bowing down.

Night 7 and Jeff goes off to pee and twists the ankle he says was already bad. The next day he's limping badly. Not good.

The Immunity Challenge is another brand new one. Each tribe is roped together with each person carrying a 20-pound pack of sand. They walk clockwise around a long oval that goes out about thigh high into the water. The tribes start on opposite sides of the oval and the first tribe to catch up to the other tribe from behind wins. The trick is that individuals can quit at any time but they have to give their pack to a team member so no weight ever leaves the game.

Jeff quits immediately with his bad ankle. Caryn is quickly out for Koror, followed by Willard. Kim drops out, and Bobby Jon is now carrying three packs! Angie exits, followed by Katie, leaving Stephenie as the only woman. Coby about passes out and Tom now has three packs for Koror.

Chalk up another one for the tortoise.

After James quits, it's down to Bobby Jon (with four packs--80 pounds!), Ibrehem and Stephenie vs. the Knuckleheads. Koror has the strategy of saving their energy for the shallow half of the track and then jogging. This allows them to gain slowly and wear the other team down. Ulonggone again!

Back at camp, Jeff calls his tribe together and tells them to vote him off because he knows his ankle's not going to get better. Stephenie tries to talk him out of it.

Bobby Jon talks to Angie about voting off Kim anyway. They watch Jeff chop a coconut in half with one machete chop and Bobby Jon says Kim couldn't do that. This is true.

At Tribal Council Ibrehem says they would've won Immunity with Jeff at full strength. Bobby Jon says it wouldn't have mattered because Tom is "a man among men" and he beat them by himself. You can tell Bobby Jon really wishes he was on the other tribe.

Jeff repeats that he can't do anything with his ankle. Kim says Bobby Jon is "frickin' Tarzan" and she can't compete the strength of all the guys. She says she'd be in trouble if Jeff wasn't hurt.

The Real Jeff asks James if they've thought about keeping Other Jeff anyway and James admits they've debated it all day.

James does in fact vote for Kim. Kim votes for Jeff. Bobby Jon also votes for Kim.

Why did they only show one Jeff vote? That's not good for him.

Say goodbye, ladies.

The tally is: Jeff, Jeff, James (?), Kim, Kim, Jeff, and the last vote is also for Jeff, sending him limping off.

Next time on…Survivor: Mail says for each tribe to choose one person to represent them and make important decisions. Jeff P. later yells at Ulong for not picking someone.

So it's some sort of tribe swap. They had no choice really. Ulong was a mess to begin with and now they're even worse without Jeff. The young people are good at sprints, but you get any sort of strategy or endurance involved and they just fall apart.

I hope the Knuckleheads aren't screwed over by getting separated. The sharks await!

Your knucklehead,
Scott

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